I have a tiny orange cat

And a beautiful

White Arabian horse.

Soft eyes and

Warm fur to 

Calm me down.

I won’t be needy

When someone

Comes around. 

If I ever 

Go on a date

I will casually

Watch

His facial expressions,

Trying to guess if a delayed laughter

Is a sign of boredom

Or nervousness. 

I won’t just PLAY it cool

I will not be needy,

I promise!

Because that is the utmost sin.

Women think I eat men for breakfast,

But no! I’m mostly vegan these days

And I want to want to want to be good.