Ghostbusters on netflix

Is what I need tonight.

New York,

You made my life exciting

But you never made me happy,

Anyway.

I am a pro at feeling sad,

No matter where I am.

I hear a noise,

I make a sound 

To scare the mouse away.

Behind the closet door 

I find the stone

My friend Dan bought for me

In SoHo.

If I can’t have good friends

In the Midwest

Let me have at least

My own apartment,

Hardwood floors,

So when I get a man

As good as Bill Murray

We will glide on them and laugh.