Is there anything

More delicious

Than raspberries?

Some men are

But I have forgotten

Almost everything

About those penis-equipped

Beings.

My life revolves around

Highways

Horses

And women.

In the equine universe

Men are rare.

When they exist

They live secluded lives

Like the Wizard of Oz.

All these female creatures

Are quite lovely.

Well, almost all of them.

Not everyone gets

What I’m trying to do

So I get some bitterness,

Some jealousy,

Some disgusted looks.

But in the last three days,

Looking for horses,

I met three valkyries.

I could write a novel

About each of them.