Driving a car

In order to ride a horse

Is one of those things

That don’t make any sense at all,

But fighting them is futile.

It’s like going to see Prometheus

And complaining that the dialogue is dumb

And the actress is not Sigourney Weaver.

I suspect they just cast the woman

Who had the best tummy.

Tummy is such a terrible word,

Only slightly more bearable than yummy.

Forgive me for using it.

Driving a car makes me crazy

With anxiety,

I took the edge off

With an alcoholic drink

I call The Vegan Cowgirl.

My vocabulary suffered.