I say I like men from the North.

But I should be specific.

I like Scotsmen.

Yes, it’s a frivolous post

Inspired by a TV show

I watched while having dinner.

I can’t resist

A blue-eyed man

With a mantle

And a sword.

I can picture us

Riding horses

To dramatic music.

We dismount on a beach

His beard is salty

His long hair in my face.

He says something

I don’t understand

But it’s beautiful,

With all those rolling Rs.

It’s probably something obscene,

But I’m game, warrior.

HBO people know

How to keep us

Ovulating females

Entertained.