Everybody is doing the same thing.

Three out of three strangers

That contacted me on OkCupid 

Got a new job today

And four people I know

Including me

Broke up with their partners

Twenty days ago.

Are these the first signs

Of the impending apocalypse?

Or is it just about pheromones,

Like when women live together

And their cycles coincide?

Maybe I should live in a loft

With a bunch of ladies.

We could build a sauna,

Exfoliate each other’s skin.

When the time comes,

Brew PMS tea,

Wrap ourselves in snuggies.

It sounds much better

than my current life.